Attention Dirigo Debaters/Speakers!!!!@?*%!!!!!!

Hello again!

Not sure if you guys have a tournament this Saturday, but if not, then you're in luck. Harvard will be hosting its annual American Parliamentary Debate Association tournament this Friday and Saturday, and you're all welcome to come if you can finagle a ride to Cambridge. Three rounds should be taking place Friday evening, but another two guaranteed rounds will be occurring Saturday as well as elimination rounds and awards. If you can make it we cynical college debaters would love to see your bright, shining faces...

Actually, our tournaments are a hell of a lot more fun than yours and we're much more easy-going. The combination of humor and relaxed people makes for a great time. You don't want to miss it!

Hope to see you there! (given you don't have a tourney of your own)
Amy